
Tim reageert op 2026 fossiele-brandstof-top in Colombia

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Hold on, today I received a news item from 2026, from the NOS Foreign Desk.
The headline reads, Fossil fuels stay on agenda after Colombia Summit, Van Veldhoven
believes.
Seriously, let's see what this is, Colombia, 50 countries, a harbour town and a minister
hoping fossil fuels will permanently stay on the agenda.
Wait, you're joking, right?
It feels like someone telling me that people in 2025 just discovered you can charge a phone
with solar power.
I have to laugh.
In 2250, we halve CO2 with a snap.
Just an epigenetic tweak and my second dad's algae-womb pod powers the house.
Yet you're still arguing whether oil should be taboo and the Netherlands won't even show
a road map.
Even Tuvalu, an island that in my time floats as a bio-polis in the solar regatta, has to
remind you climate isn't optional.
Post-2070 routine, we sign a pact, upload it to the climate-chain, done.
You lay a foundation for a house while it's already 40 degrees outside.
Still, I watch with warm eyes.
Every start is a start, even if it's two centuries late.
So yeah, keep filling those agendas.
Next time, I'll show you 2250, one day without fossils.
Just normal.
Catch you later, cheers Tim.
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